Episode 1 - [Ray's On Tv] |
Details : Ray is devastated when he discovers his family lied to him about his television debut on a sports chat show. When he gets a second chance to appear on the show his family decides it's time they gave him some pointers on how to correct his awkwardness with certain words. While Ray tries his best to remember his family's advice his guest appearance turns out to be even more disastrous than the debut. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Roy Firestone | Kevin James as Doug Heffernan | James Worthy | Director : Michael Lessac | Writer : Tucker Cawley | |
Air Date : Sep. 22, 1997 |
Episode 2 - [Father Knows Least] |
Details : Ray gets to use the active technique he and Debra learned in parenting class on his parents when their stubbornness goes too far. Ray doesn't realize how much he's mastered the technique learned in class until he uses his skills first on his parents and then on Ally both with surprising results. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Linda Kash | Director : Michael Lessac | Writer : Lew Schneider | |
Air Date : Sep. 29, 1997 |
Episode 3 - [Brother] |
Details : At the urging of his parents and Debra Raymond reluctantly takes Robert for a night out on the anniversary of his brother's divorce. The brothers begin a newfound bonding experience until Robert wants to get in touch with Ray's feelings. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Director : Michael Lembeck | Writer : Jeremy Stevens | |
Air Date : Oct. 06, 1997 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★★★★★★ |
Episode 4 - [Mozart] |
Details : Ray resumes his interest in the piano to teach Ally a lesson about quitting when she refuses to continue with her lessons. But it's Marie who orchestrates an even more valuable lesson when she strikes a sentimental chord from Ray's past. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Writer : Kevin James | Writer : Tom Caltabiano | Writer : Ray Romano | |
Air Date : Oct. 13, 1997 |
Episode 5 - [Golf] |
Details : Ray's love of the links is in jeopardy after he tricks Debra into letting him play golf and his guilty conscience translated into a big bogey. Marie gives Debra marital advice much to Debra's dismay. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Kevin James as Doug Heffernan | Iqbal Theba | Writer : Philip Rosenthal | |
Air Date : Oct. 20, 1997 |
Episode 6 - [Anniversary] |
Details : At a big surprise party for Frank and Marie's 40th wedding anniversary Raymond is shocked to learn that his parents were once separated for a year and might have gotten divorced if Frank hadn't returned home to help with Ray's broken arm. After the initial shock wears off Ray starts to wonder if it's his fault that his parents are still together... and miserable. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Monica Horan as Amy | Phil Leeds as Uncle Mel | Daniel Hansen | Writer : Kathy Ann Stumpe | |
Air Date : Oct. 27, 1997 |
Episode 7 - [Working Late Again] |
Details : After Debra reads a newspaper article about people who enjoy being at work more than being at home she convinces Ray to set up an office in their house. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Pat O'Brien | Dave Attell | Christopher Michael Moore | Director : Will Mackenzie | |
Air Date : Nov. 03, 1997 |
Episode 8 - [The Children's Book] |
Details : Sick of reading Ally the same stories night after night Debra decides to try her hand at writing a children's book. Feeling great about doing something other than being a mom she invites Raymond to write the story with her. But Debra sees the other side of her easy-going husband when he turns their little project into an all-out competition - with Ally as the judge. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Director : Will Mackenzie | Writer : Steve Skrovan | |
Air Date : Nov. 10, 1997 |
Episode 9 - [The Gift] |
Details : Ray feeling guilty about only getting his dad a card for his 65th birthday makes up for it by buying him a fancy and expensive aquarium just like the one he always admired in the Chinese restaurant. At first Frank adores the gift but after one of the fish dies he starts to hate it. Ray thinks it must be because the fish's demise reminded his dad of his own mortality - until he finds out the real reason and learns an important lesson about father-son relationships. |
Guest Cast and Crew : John Lee | Writer : Cindy Chupack | Director : Will Mackenzie | |
Air Date : Nov. 17, 1997 |
Episode 10 - [High School] |
Details : Ray makes a startling discovery when he takes Debra to his 20th high school reunion. It turns out that Debra's one of them - the cool people who hated him and used to throw him into the girls' bathroom! Depressed about being unmasked as a nerd Ray tries to deal with their mixed marriage. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Brian Posehn | Bob Odenkirk | Director : Jeff Meyer | Writer : Jeremy Stevens | |
Air Date : Nov. 24, 1997 |
Episode 11 - [The Letter] |
Details : When Marie crashes and ruins her Tupperware party Debra decides that she's had just about enough of her mother-in-law's constant interference. She takes pen to paper and writes a letter to her mother-in-law telling her to stop intruding into her life. Horrified by the problems that this letter might trigger Ray does everything in his power to intercept the offending document – but he fails. Surprisingly the family discovers that honesty really may be the best policy. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Monica Horan as Amy | Maggie Wheeler as Linda | Nora Dunn | Writer : Kathy Ann Stumpe | Director : Gary Halvorson | |
Air Date : Dec. 08, 1997 |
Episode 12 - [All I Want For Christmas] |
Details : All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife and he's willing to try anything and everything to have his holiday wish come true. Ray has tried just about everything to get Debra in the mood and his dream comes true when she finally falls victim to his boyish charm on Christmas morning. The problem? At the very moment that he gives her the shivers his entire family is working their way into the house for Eggs Florentine and gift unwrapping. But where there's a will there's a way -- and Raymond is determined to get what he wants from Santa this year. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Christine Cavanaugh | Director : Gary Halvorson | |
Air Date : Dec. 15, 1997 |
Episode 13 - [Civil War] |
Details : Feeling left out when he thinks that his father selectively asked his brother to join a Civil War re-enactment Ray voluntarily enlists for the Battle of Gettysburg. As the men prepare for Battle a funny thing happens and Ray is finally able to tell Frank that he wishes they did more together. So although Frank's on the side of the North and Raymond's on the side of the South the Barone soldiers are able to put their political differences aside and share much more than a Civil War handshake. |
Guest Cast and Crew : John F. O'Donohue | Director : Jeff Meyer | Writer : Steve Skrovan | |
Air Date : Jan. 05, 1998 |
Episode 14 - [Mia Famiglia] |
Details : When Ally has to do a school project on genealogy and interview her oldest living relative Ray helps her track down Frank's long-lost Aunt Sarina who lives in Italy. But apparently the unmarried Sarina has taken stop by if you're ever in America a little too literally and shows up at the front door. Her American family instantly adores her for her way with pizza and old world charm. Ray as always thinks it's too good to be true and he's right. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Argentina Brunetti | Phil Leeds as Uncle Mel | Writer : Cindy Chupack | Director : Brian K. Roberts | |
Air Date : Jan. 12, 1998 |
Episode 15 - [Marie's Meatballs] |
Details : When Raymond chooses his mother's spaghetti and meatballs over his wife's lemon chicken for dinner Debra blows a gasket. With good intentions Ray asks his mom to teach Debra how to make her world-famous dish. Although Marie and Debra have fun in the kitchen the meatballs lead Marie to believe that it's only her cooking that keeps Ray coming by. |
Air Date : Jan. 19, 1998 |
Episode 16 - [The Checkbook] |
Details : When Raymond takes over the family checkbook to prove to Debra how easy it can be to balance it he discovers he is no accountant. After he quickly runs out of money and starts bouncing checks he tries to hide the truth from Debra and winds up entangled in a mess of lies two fake checkbooks and a large loan from his brother. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Joseph V. Perry as Stan | Director : John Fortenberry | Writer : Tom Caltabiano | |
Air Date : Feb. 02, 1998 |
Episode 17 - [The Ride-Along] |
Details : Raymond decides to spend a shift accompanying his brother Robert a policeman. Initially spending a shift in the back of Robert's patrol car bores Raymond and he wonders why he even bothered putting on the bullet-proof vest. But his boredom quickly turns to terror during a chance visit to Nemo's restaurant that puts them in the middle of the hold-up. When Robert saves the day by throwing a hot pizza in the burglar's face Raymond sees for the very first time how courageous his brother really is. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Sherri Shepherd | Joseph V. Perry as Stan | Susan Varon | Director : John Fortenberry | Writer : Jeremy Stevens | |
Air Date : Feb. 23, 1998 |
Episode 18 - [The Family Bed] |
Details : Scary monsters in her room send Ally scurrying nightly to the safety of her parents' bed so sleep-deprived Ray decides it's time to call in an expert -- his mother. But if Debra finds out about his plan it could be lights out for him. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Director : Steve Zuckerman | Writer : Steve Skrovan | |
Air Date : Mar. 02, 1998 |
Episode 19 - [Good Girls] |
Details : Debra discovers that her mother-in-law Marie likes Robert's girlfriend Amy better than she likes her because Amy is a good girl. When Robert accidentally lets it slip to Marie that Amy is a virgin Marie is thrilled to pieces. Jealous of the attention Amy is receiving from Marie Raymond minimizes Debra's premarital activities leading his mother to believe that Debra was a good girl too. When the family discovers why Marie has this sudden purity fixation Robert and Raymond are in for a big surprise. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Monica Horan as Amy | Writer : Tucker Cawley | |
Air Date : Mar. 09, 1998 |
Episode 20 - [T-Ball] |
Details : Debra brings an unapproved snack to Ally's T-ball game and Ray doesn't stand up for her – prominently displaying his fear of being disliked. Debra had no idea that pretzels were not on the approved snack list in the orientation packet for Ally's team. And as a mom juggling three children under the age of 7 she doesn't have time to cater – and really doesn't care. But when Raymond won't take her side against the uptight team parents she loses her cool and points out that he's just afraid of making enemies. But enemies he makes – at the very next game. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Dan Castellaneta | Jerry Hauck | Writer : Lew Schneider | Director : Jeff Melman | |
Air Date : Apr. 06, 1998 |
Episode 21 - [Traffic School] |
Details : Robert proves to be a crashing bore when it comes to teaching traffic school so he decides to practice his presentation on the family-which drives them crazy. In an attempt to lighten things up he puts in an assist-officer call to Traffic Cop Timmy a puppet dressed as a policeman. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Writer : Kathy Ann Stumpe | Director : John Fortenberry | |
Air Date : Apr. 20, 1998 |
Episode 22 - [Six Feet Under] |
Details : When six-foot-tall Raymond discovers that he's shrunk a quarter of an inch the resultant midlife crisis grows until it stretches into an end-of-life crisis. So before he gets put six feet under he decides to make a list of his dreams and goals in life. But when Debra finds him writing his Things To Do Before I Die list she decides to show her husband the proper way to have his crisis. Meanwhile Marie gets mad at Frank when she discovers that he sold half of their burial plot for a profit. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Kevin James as Doug Heffernan | Writer : Cindy Chupack | Writer : Tom Caltabiano | Writer : Steve Skrovan | |
Air Date : Apr. 27, 1998 |
Episode 23 - [The Garage Sale] |
Details : As the entire family prepares for Honest Frank's Yard of Bargains Ray is surprised to see Debra unloading their cribs and baby clothing for the sale and even more surprised to hear that she just assumed they were finished having children. As usual their private business becomes a family matter and Marie reminds Debra that You want to plant your seedlings before...winter comes and everything freezes over. Eventually their disagreement leads to a sentimental journey down the lane of messy memories past. While collecting the kids' baby clothes and old furniture for a garage saleat his parents' house Ray gets to thinking about having another child but that's not something Debra has given much thought to. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Writer : Tucker Cawley | Writer : Lew Schneider | Director : Jeff Melman | Writer : Jeremy Stevens | |
Air Date : May. 04, 1998 |
Episode 24 - [The Wedding Part 1] |
Details : After Raymond asks Debra why she ever married him they take a walk back in time – to the very beginning of it all. Raymond is very very nervous. He's about to propose to his lovely girlfriend Debra and nothing is going right. But when he finally pops the big question she accepts the families celebrate and all is well. At least for five minutes. Then the nervous turns into pure fear when Ray wonders if she really wants to marry him for love – or if it's just for the elaborate wedding she's been planning since she was twelve. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Katherine Helmond as Lois Whelan | Tom McGowan as Bernie | Robert Culp as Warren Whelan | Charles Durning | Writer : Philip Rosenthal | Director : Jeff Melman | Writer : Ray Romano | |
Air Date : May. 11, 1998 |
Episode 25 - [The Wedding Part 2] |
Details : While the Barones prepare for a friend's wedding Ray kiddingly asks Debra Why did you marry me? When she hesitates he flashes back to the not-so-magical night 10 years before when he popped the big question. Ray gets unexpected unsolicited and unwelcome help with from his parents but Debra says yes anyway. That leaves the gloomy groom wondering if she did so because she loves him or because she felt pressured. So Ray decides he's gotta give her another chance to say no. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Katherine Helmond as Lois Whelan | Kevin James as Doug Heffernan | Tom McGowan as Bernie | Phil Leeds as Uncle Mel | Robert Culp as Warren Whelan | Charles Durning | Writer : Philip Rosenthal | Director : Jeff Melman | Writer : Ray Romano | |
Air Date : May. 18, 1998 |